Lookin' Good & ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I can't believe it costs more to have Beau's hair done than my own! I finally broke down and had the boy groomed and it was soooo worth it! He will be going back in a couple months. When I saw him I said, "Oh Beau, you look so clean!". Eliza has been repeating those words all week.
Beau must have felt a little too clean when he came home. After picking Beau up, we came home to drop him off and quickly get our bathing suits on to meet some friends for swimming. My plan turned out to be not-so-quick. Eliza used the restroom and then strutted into the living room without her pants. As I was in her room getting her suit I hear, "There's poop on the floor". I thought maybe Beau had pooped, but no, Eliza apparently didn't finish her business and was surprised to see her poop on the floor. I ran to get wipes to clean Eliza and the floor. As if cleaning up poop wasn't gross enough, I returned to find Beau with a big turd in his mouth. I screamed and he dropped the half that hadn't gone down his hatch. I know, it's gross. I can hardly look at Beau without thinking about it. I gave him some food and a chew stick to try and freshen things up. It's hard to believe what can happen in a period of 5 seconds. Life is never dull around here.

Who? Me? What?